The History of the Goalie
Some 16-year-old boys were practicing soccer and their blonde PE teacher noticed that one of them was standing alone by himself at the far side. She came up and asked him how he was doing. The boy was remsinded to join in by his sister. He said, “I’d rather not go,” instead of agreeing to travel. Because I am the one who protects the net. he told her when she inquired about it.
Talking to a hiring manager
For a job at Walmart, four ladies and one of them was blonde, were interviewed. Each woman was asked by the interviewer to describe the fastest thing they could come up with. One shared that time moves in a thought, the second in a blink and the third in the action of turning on a switch. But the blonde remarked, “Looking at the previous three answers, it seems diarrhea is surely the fastest thing.” She described a day where she rushed to the bathroom because she didn’t feel good. No sooner than she could think, open her eyes or turn on the light, the accident had happened.
