Another son will never forget the time he spent at the mall with his 92-year-old father. Dad couldn’t take his eyes off of a teenager with bright, multicoloured styled hair while they ate lunch in the food court.
When the kid saw the old man’s stare, he felt uncomfortable. As if to poke fun, he asked, “What’s wrong, old man?” “Never done anything wild in your life?”
The son got ready, hoping that his dad would say something funny. He wasn’t let down either.
The cocky senior said something funny right away: “I got drunk once and had sex with a peacock.” Could you tell me if you are my son?
The teenager’s jaw probably dropped in shock as the table went quiet. The son choked on his food because he was laughing so hard.
This clever exchange shows how our elderly loved ones often have sharp wit and humour hiding beneath the surface. The teen was expecting to be scolded or made fun of, but instead got a funny and surprising roast.
This funny event is a lesson that we should never underestimate our seniors’ knowledge, experience, or sass. The answers that you least expect can make you laugh and smile the most.
