There are funny, sad, and unexpected times in relationships. Love can be really funny, from silly mistakes to clever solutions.
You can share these 12 funny relationship jokes with family and friends, and they will definitely make them laugh.
The Couple Who Forgot
An old couple went to a diner but forgot their wife’s glasses. When they got back, the husband joked that she should also get his hat and credit card.
Horse Racing Mishaps
His wife hit him because she thought he was cheating on her. He said that “Mary” was the name of his horse. A few days later, she hit him again and told him, “Your horse called.”
Mayhem in the Fridge
When the husband found out the stranger was just sitting in a Volkswagen, he threw a fridge at them out of anger. Three men came to heaven and told St. Peter, “I was hiding in the fridge…” He then sent the first two men to hell.
Sons Who Do Well
Three women were proud of their sons. One son worked as a banker and the other as a pilot. His friends gave the third son a Ferrari, a jet, and a house because he was a stripper.
The Trip to Go Fishing
A customer bought a fishing hook, rod, boat, and 4×4 truck from a young seller. “The guy came in for tampons, so I told him, ‘Your weekend’s ruined; why not go fishing?'”
Secrets About the Morning
They didn’t show off their quirks. When the husband woke up one morning, he saw that one of his socks was missing and yelled, “You swallowed my sock!”
The Store for Husbands
Women could look for perfect husbands in a one-of-a-kind store. “You are visitor 31,456,012” was written on the last floor. This floor is only there to show that women are hard to please.
The Gift for an Anniversary
Bob forgot his wife’s date and gave her a bathroom scale that could go from 0 to 200 in six seconds instead. No one knows where he is right now.
Family Tree Debate
A child asked where people came from. His dad told the story of Adam and Eve, and his mum said that people emerged from monkeys. There was a fight between the child and his dad, who joked, “She’s talking about her side of the family.”
Hearing with Picks
John checked the ears of his wife. “For the third time, YES!” was her last word.
Habit of Biting Your Nails
A woman stopped her husband from biting his nails by hiding his teeth.
Surprise Dinner
A kid asked if bugs could be eaten. After getting in trouble with his dad, the boy said, “There was a bug in your soup, but it’s gone now.”
We should laugh at the silly things that happen in life and find humour in the little things that happen every day. Get your friends and family to read them and enjoy the laughs!
