It was a surprise when the bride of a lawyer, who had been married 10 times before, said she was still a virgin on their wedding night.
“How is that possible after 10 marriages?” the man asked in shock. His wife smiled in a naughty way.
“My first husband, a sales rep, promised great things but never did them,” she began to explain. The second person, who was good at software, didn’t know how things worked.
“Number three, from field services, diagnosed the issue but couldn’t get the system running,” she said.
“Four was a salesman who confirmed the order but didn’t say when it would be delivered. Five, an engineer, had to look into and come up with a new way to do things for three years.
“Six was a psychiatrist who looked at our problems but never solved them,” she said. Seven, a leader, said things would change but never did.
“Eight, a gynecologist, knew a lot about anatomy but had little experience in the real world.” Nine, a meteorologist, said they would have a rough friendship.
“Ten was a spy,” she said in the end. “Always undercover and never available.”
The lawyer laughed when he realized how cleverly his wife had explained the word “virgin.” Her past husbands may have been smart, but they never kept their promises.
