A young woman with blonde hair walked into a confessional booth, seeking guidance from the priest. With a nervous tone, she revealed, “I’m pregnant.” The priest, taken aback by the sudden announcement, asked gently, “My child, how did this happen?”
The woman’s response was unexpected, to say the least. “I think it must be the second coming,” she said, her voice laced with conviction. The priest was shocked, unsure of how to respond to such an unusual claim.
Curiosity getting the better of him, the priest asked, “What makes you think it’s the second coming?” The woman’s reply was quick-witted and left the priest speechless. “Because I swallowed the first one, father,” she said with a mischievous grin.
